My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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