matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration