She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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