and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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