Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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