I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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