I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize