i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
