On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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