i don't like sucking hair
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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