Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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