I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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