It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
