You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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