Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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