is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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