We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Randomize
