I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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