the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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