How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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