she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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