New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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