So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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