I'm lost and stupid without you.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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