Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just forgot I was standing up.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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