Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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