"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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