Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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