Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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