i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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