508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Panties = found
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
