Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize