Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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