tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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