I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Randomize