Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Dear god my vagina.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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