You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Randomize
