New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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