I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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