Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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