Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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