what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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