The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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