Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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