found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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