OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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