If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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