I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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