There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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