I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
