i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Fuck appropriateness.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Couch. On fire.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Randomize
