Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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