Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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