when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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