She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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